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Everyone Says I Need More Cock
… except Loony but who cares what he thinks. Yesterday my phone blew up with people texting me pictures and videos of this bad motherfucker. Yes, I went there with the penis reference. OF COURSE I WENT...
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To Love and Be Loved
Amidst the shit show of dogs and leash aggression I had a nice moment in the gloom of the morning with a very old friend.
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Tastes Like Squirrel
You know how in movies the hero will have a really horrible day and collapse into bed but it will take a second for her to relax? That was totally me a minute ago. The day I’ve had. It started at 6am...
View ArticleCostco Run
Just when I was feeling like an inferior parent because she was actually paying attention to the crap they were talking about, she offered $1 to anyone willing to eat a jalapeño.
View ArticleT*tty P*ssy F*ck
I was like, "HA! BOOBS!" and my kid was like, "Huh? What? Where?" and I pointed out the sticker and he was like, "That's a face," and I was like, "Yep, definitely not hitting puberty yet."
View ArticleCalm Before The Storm
The place I got my Babylock serger includes a private lesson on how to use it. After an hour with Meg I was ready to rock and roll and I had projects to do. For instance … It’s awesome. After buzzing...
View ArticlePole Theatre USA 2017 #togetherisbetter
Today I am going to get all the photos and videos up from this year’s Pole Theatre competition and surrounding reindeer games because once tomorrow comes, it’s gonna be a whole new scene. That’s right...
View ArticleFreshly Inked
I feel like tattoo artists should have some kind of moral obligation to require people with really bad tattoo ideas to sleep on it.
View ArticleShooting at King Soopers
This is my second time being adjacent to a mass shooting, it feels oddly familiar. The first was in Paris at the Bataclan in 2015, I was visiting at the time and out for a birthday dinner with Nina...
View ArticleMinx is Six!
Today is Minx’s birthday, she turns six! Here’s a little Minx content. Minx is the cutest cat ever but she never bonded with me. I blame Chief. She’s very much Lonny and Casey’s cat, and she’s obsessed...
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