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Summer “Vacation”

Holy shit, it’s been almost a week since I’ve blogged. Let’s see, what happened five days ago? Oh, that’s right, summer vacation started. Actually, it started a couple weeks ago but my kids were in...

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Happy Father’s Day 2014

Today, Father’s Day, I got definitive proof that Scrotus is beyond the shadow of a doubt my child. Just a few days ago I got proof that Testiclese is my son, so it is opportune that his brother’s...

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Crazy Housemate: Epilogue

There was a good deal of interest in my last blog post about living with a pathological liar (5 comments! Woot!) and I realized that I didn’t talk much about the resolution. John and Anna cleared out...

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Bad Hair and Free Association

What week is it? I dunno. Time blurs without the structure of school to keep me focused. This has been a profoundly uninteresting week, I mean, except for That Fucking Cat’s Drama, I’ve been doing...

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Vivienne Palmer, Medicine Woman

How am I doing? Not so good. But don’t worry, this isn’t a cry for help. I felt that creeping pain start in my middle back and work its way up to my chest so I took a break from processing 100 cups of...

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I Was Asking For It

I haven’t blogged for a week because I am still exhausted from my epic road trip. That trip really took a toll on me, coupled with the fact that it’s the end of summer and I always am about to drop...

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R.I.P. Robin Williams AKA Mork from Ork

Did you know that I live across the street from the Mork and Mindy house? Over the years the owners of the historic McAllister House have been cranky about people gawking and taking pictures of their...

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Last Days of Summer

You might as well stop reading unless you are Stefé or Pamcakes or Harmy. My blog is as much a diary/photo album and this one is probably only interesting to me, but I don’t want to forget the...

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Please Come Over And Let Me Cry In Your Boobies

I was going to post something I wrote while on the drive to and from the Hippy Dip a week ago. However, it doesn’t reflect my current emotional state. I didn’t plan on writing this but now here it is....

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There Are No Pictures of Pole Dancers In This Post

Look, I’m super sorry that I haven’t posted about Pole Expo in Vegas yet but that weekend was a beast. It was way fun and highly bloggable but I have a zillion pictures and videos to edit before I can...

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Arctic Haboobs But Not My Boobs

Despite the Arctic Haboob I am still alive and well, I just haven’t felt like writing. However, whenever Facebook alerts me that I’ve gotten 15 HITS on my page (woot!) I wonder if a having detailed...

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AirBnB Brouhaha

I just woke up from the most epic nap. I have been unusually tired despite going to bed a 8:30. It’s the stress. The day before I left for a vacation with my family and my Dad (HI DAD!) and step-mom, I...

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I’m In the Paper! Let the Hating Begin

Somehow I’ve found myself at the epicenter of the short-term rental debate in Boulder. Maybe it’s because I’m the only one who will speak openly about my experience with STRs. Ever since I started...

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A Well-Timed Compliment

Good news, no one left a burning bag of dog shit on my porch this weekend! But if you had read the comments on the Daily Camera website following the article about me and my short-term rental work, it...

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I Can’t Write Anything That Isn’t Angry

I’m up to my twitching eyelids in local politics as I defend my livelihood from the deaf ears of City Council who have deemed renting out rooms in my licensed and inspected house on AirBnB and VRBO to...

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Pole Theater USA, Part 1: Fryelife

Part one of a very important (har) three-part series recap of the Pole Theater USA experience.

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Chicken Coops, Little Free Libraries, and Doing Whatever I Want

If I lived within an HOA, absolutely none of my improvements would have been approved. Not the paint, not the coop, not the library, not the art, not the murals, not the animals, nothing.

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Chicken Coop of Happiness

The Poulet Rouge entertainment complex is a hit! As much as my husband likes to complain about my hare brained ideas, he doesn’t at all mind talking to all the beautiful women who stroll by with their...

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More Fun Than Weights

I get creepily post-coital after a stretching session which feels even weirder when I hand him some money but what am I supposed to do?

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I Can’t Sleep

Hackers have not taken over my account. This is me blogging at 3AM which is almost as good as me drunk posting.

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