Summer “Vacation”
Holy shit, it’s been almost a week since I’ve blogged. Let’s see, what happened five days ago? Oh, that’s right, summer vacation started. Actually, it started a couple weeks ago but my kids were in...
View ArticleHappy Father’s Day 2014
Today, Father’s Day, I got definitive proof that Scrotus is beyond the shadow of a doubt my child. Just a few days ago I got proof that Testiclese is my son, so it is opportune that his brother’s...
View ArticleCrazy Housemate: Epilogue
There was a good deal of interest in my last blog post about living with a pathological liar (5 comments! Woot!) and I realized that I didn’t talk much about the resolution. John and Anna cleared out...
View ArticleBad Hair and Free Association
What week is it? I dunno. Time blurs without the structure of school to keep me focused. This has been a profoundly uninteresting week, I mean, except for That Fucking Cat’s Drama, I’ve been doing...
View ArticleVivienne Palmer, Medicine Woman
How am I doing? Not so good. But don’t worry, this isn’t a cry for help. I felt that creeping pain start in my middle back and work its way up to my chest so I took a break from processing 100 cups of...
View ArticleI Was Asking For It
I haven’t blogged for a week because I am still exhausted from my epic road trip. That trip really took a toll on me, coupled with the fact that it’s the end of summer and I always am about to drop...
View ArticleR.I.P. Robin Williams AKA Mork from Ork
Did you know that I live across the street from the Mork and Mindy house? Over the years the owners of the historic McAllister House have been cranky about people gawking and taking pictures of their...
View ArticleLast Days of Summer
You might as well stop reading unless you are Stefé or Pamcakes or Harmy. My blog is as much a diary/photo album and this one is probably only interesting to me, but I don’t want to forget the...
View ArticlePlease Come Over And Let Me Cry In Your Boobies
I was going to post something I wrote while on the drive to and from the Hippy Dip a week ago. However, it doesn’t reflect my current emotional state. I didn’t plan on writing this but now here it is....
View ArticleThere Are No Pictures of Pole Dancers In This Post
Look, I’m super sorry that I haven’t posted about Pole Expo in Vegas yet but that weekend was a beast. It was way fun and highly bloggable but I have a zillion pictures and videos to edit before I can...
View ArticleArctic Haboobs But Not My Boobs
Despite the Arctic Haboob I am still alive and well, I just haven’t felt like writing. However, whenever Facebook alerts me that I’ve gotten 15 HITS on my page (woot!) I wonder if a having detailed...
View ArticleAirBnB Brouhaha
I just woke up from the most epic nap. I have been unusually tired despite going to bed a 8:30. It’s the stress. The day before I left for a vacation with my family and my Dad (HI DAD!) and step-mom, I...
View ArticleI’m In the Paper! Let the Hating Begin
Somehow I’ve found myself at the epicenter of the short-term rental debate in Boulder. Maybe it’s because I’m the only one who will speak openly about my experience with STRs. Ever since I started...
View ArticleA Well-Timed Compliment
Good news, no one left a burning bag of dog shit on my porch this weekend! But if you had read the comments on the Daily Camera website following the article about me and my short-term rental work, it...
View ArticleI Can’t Write Anything That Isn’t Angry
I’m up to my twitching eyelids in local politics as I defend my livelihood from the deaf ears of City Council who have deemed renting out rooms in my licensed and inspected house on AirBnB and VRBO to...
View ArticlePole Theater USA, Part 1: Fryelife
Part one of a very important (har) three-part series recap of the Pole Theater USA experience.
View ArticleChicken Coops, Little Free Libraries, and Doing Whatever I Want
If I lived within an HOA, absolutely none of my improvements would have been approved. Not the paint, not the coop, not the library, not the art, not the murals, not the animals, nothing.
View ArticleChicken Coop of Happiness
The Poulet Rouge entertainment complex is a hit! As much as my husband likes to complain about my hare brained ideas, he doesn’t at all mind talking to all the beautiful women who stroll by with their...
View ArticleMore Fun Than Weights
I get creepily post-coital after a stretching session which feels even weirder when I hand him some money but what am I supposed to do?
View ArticleI Can’t Sleep
Hackers have not taken over my account. This is me blogging at 3AM which is almost as good as me drunk posting.
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